Hanging on the wall of a luckless Baltimore parking garage:
Dear Valued Customers:
Don't be statistic! Remember to place all packages and personal passions out of site in your trunk. Do not leave them in plane view and risk tempting someone to break in to your vehicle.
On behalf of P---- Corporation, thank you fir your patronage.
P-----: Parking at a Higher Level
This should be given to every student who thinks spellcheck is all you need.